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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Being Studious

Had to share an email forward from a friend.

Had to.

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds
attractive on a man can differ depending on where she
is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to
men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she
tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape
over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while
he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

6 Comments:

Blogger AaA said...

Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe...

*runs and hides*

1/12/2007 6:29 PM  
Blogger SuperFiancee said...

Just remind yourself, Nate, that it's not real. It's only a joke.

1/13/2007 9:58 AM  
Blogger MJ Norton said...

Oh, sure. It's a joke until someone loses an eye...

1/13/2007 7:54 PM  
Blogger SuperFiancee said...

::blink::

::blink::

*squint*

HEY! Is that Mike Norton over there?

Of course he'd show up for something like this. It's almost like saying "Shave and a haircut..."

1/14/2007 7:59 AM  
Blogger Opus P. Penguin said...

Oh...oh...I love this so much! May I pass it on?? I'm still laughing...

1/14/2007 11:45 AM  
Anonymous SuperFiancee said...

Opus, that's why I put it here. Feel free to spread the word, sistah!

1/14/2007 3:38 PM  

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