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Hi, boys and girls.

Today, we're gonna talk, just a little, about 'lolcats'. Those wacky photos with the crazy captions. The classic (if not the original)...


Sure, I thought it was funny, too. Until I ran across this gem...


















Which totally made me think of this poor, disrespected guy...













I suppose, at least in part, because I sympathize with the caveman, I find the rebel lolcat to be the superior model. He is like the Bill Cosby of lolcats, trying to empower the lolcat and raise the wack lolcats outta the far too accepted stereotype.

And I say, "RIGHT ON!", Rebel Lolcat. You go, Kitty, Kitty!

'Cause pictures like this...


or this...


or, heaven forbid, this...


only bring ALL lolcats down.

And that's racial profiling. And that's wrong.