Gentlemen, Start Your (search) Engines
Yeah, okay, so that blog title made you groan. If it makes you feel better, I groaned, too. But, I wanted to use it anyway. To illustrate that, sometimes, I'm easily amused.
I wanted to share something I found funny this morning. While looking over information at my web tracker/counter, I found some interesting searches that led people to my site. With a name like "The Oral Report", I'd accepted, long ago, that I might get a few disappointed visitors in search of something they aren't likely to find here. But check out these search combinations that brought people to The Oral Report.
* pantyhose + office
* dress tucked (I had no idea there was a fetish to be had here, or that I was freaky.)
* older neighbor taught me oral sex
* father + kids + divorce
* If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. (I've gotten numerous hits to this since I posted that Lewis Black thing. In fact, it hits every day. I'd imagine me reposting the line is not gonna help reduce that. But, I will say that I've gotten a few notes from folks that they were glad I posted the entire piece by Black. So, they may not have been terribly disappointed by the search results.)
* raising sixteen children
* chocolate bunnies + conversation + cartoon
* oral + sixteen
* Orlando Bloom (or John Travolta or Demi Moore or Holly Hunter)...I guess that's what I get for listing celeb names!
* Ventilator + wheelchair
* Sgt. Santos Cardona
* How long do you cook duggar oatmeal cookies? (I have no idea what this is.)
* Meaning of Oral Report (and many other variations including "oral report kids", "oral report instructions", "oral report guidelines", and so on and so on)
* eating chocolate to get through the day (okay, I like chocolate as much as the next guy, but this sooooo isn't me)
* Chemical burns from Ben gay (See!! I'm not the only one!!)
* Puzzle postcards
* Hanging Vinyl Records
* Mel Ignatow
* Micro Preemies
* Pike County Kentucky politics
* wild animal links
* recovering from catholic indoctrination (I like that one!)
I suppose that's a good one to end on. Now, I realize that I'm pretty new to this game and that the more I blog, the odder the search criteria leading to my blog will become. But, some of these had me scratching my head, while some had me stifling a giggle. Have you guys ever been curious enough to check into this? What are some of the more unusual searches to your blogs?
I wanted to share something I found funny this morning. While looking over information at my web tracker/counter, I found some interesting searches that led people to my site. With a name like "The Oral Report", I'd accepted, long ago, that I might get a few disappointed visitors in search of something they aren't likely to find here. But check out these search combinations that brought people to The Oral Report.
* pantyhose + office
* dress tucked (I had no idea there was a fetish to be had here, or that I was freaky.)
* older neighbor taught me oral sex
* father + kids + divorce
* If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. (I've gotten numerous hits to this since I posted that Lewis Black thing. In fact, it hits every day. I'd imagine me reposting the line is not gonna help reduce that. But, I will say that I've gotten a few notes from folks that they were glad I posted the entire piece by Black. So, they may not have been terribly disappointed by the search results.)
* raising sixteen children
* chocolate bunnies + conversation + cartoon
* oral + sixteen
* Orlando Bloom (or John Travolta or Demi Moore or Holly Hunter)...I guess that's what I get for listing celeb names!
* Ventilator + wheelchair
* Sgt. Santos Cardona
* How long do you cook duggar oatmeal cookies? (I have no idea what this is.)
* Meaning of Oral Report (and many other variations including "oral report kids", "oral report instructions", "oral report guidelines", and so on and so on)
* eating chocolate to get through the day (okay, I like chocolate as much as the next guy, but this sooooo isn't me)
* Chemical burns from Ben gay (See!! I'm not the only one!!)
* Puzzle postcards
* Hanging Vinyl Records
* Mel Ignatow
* Micro Preemies
* Pike County Kentucky politics
* wild animal links
* recovering from catholic indoctrination (I like that one!)
I suppose that's a good one to end on. Now, I realize that I'm pretty new to this game and that the more I blog, the odder the search criteria leading to my blog will become. But, some of these had me scratching my head, while some had me stifling a giggle. Have you guys ever been curious enough to check into this? What are some of the more unusual searches to your blogs?
posted by SuperWife | 8:13 AM
3 Comments:
Oh you've found of my favorite hobbies--reading through my blog reports and laughing at the search criteria! I have some funny ones too, but yours are definitely funnier!
That is really one of the main reasons I set up a tracker on my page. What are people thinking of when they find me? Got to admit, I saw a link to your page and almost didn't go there thinking it was another adult page wanting to sell viagra. LOL! Glad I clicked in anyway.
Keep up the writing! Peace.
Carmichael -
There are different kinds of trackers and they will tell you different kinds of things. If you google for "website trackers" you'll be overwhelmed.
Finding Heart -
LOL! Well, I suppose I've probably run off alot of folks with the name.
LC -
Like I had time for ANOTHER hobby. Oh wait. A hobby probably applies better there. Yeah, the funny searches keep on coming. And I am pretty easily amused sometimes.
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